i'm an orbit - Saying you’re an orbit is like saying you’re a gay meatball

Saying you’re an orbit is like saying you’re a gay meatball who’s here to steal your girl and make your life a mess.

I’m an orbit and I’m here to ruin your love life.

I’m an orbit and I’m basically a lesbian who can’t stop liking girls.

I’m an orbit and I’m here to tell you your girl is my new best friend.