i'm a potato
You’re a potato if you’re so uncool, you could make a disco ball cry. You also probably eat pizza for every meal and still don’t know what a sandwich is.
My brother is a potato. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
My mom said I was a potato because I ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My friend called me a potato because I failed my math test again.