I'm a god damn onion mason
Mason is so bad at his job, Woods calls him a god damn onion because he’s messy and useless.
Woods: 'You’re a god damn onion. You drop stuff, you spill stuff, you’re a disaster.'
Mason spilled coffee on the floor. Woods said, 'You’re a god damn onion. Just let it be.'
Mason messed up the reports. Woods yelled, 'You’re a god damn onion! I can’t stand you!'