My brother said I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. I told him, 'You're just jealous I beat you at Fortnite.'

My teacher said, 'You’re not even trying.' I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She said, 'You’re a disaster.'

My mom said, 'You need to clean your room.' I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She said, 'You’re a mess.'