My dad asked why I didn’t go to the party. I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' He said, 'You're just sad.'

I told my crush I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. She said, 'You're a weirdo.'

I used that quote in my college essay. They said I'm a weirdo and a gamer.