I'm a cake - When you're baked so hard you think you're a cake and you're

When you're baked so hard you think you're a cake and you're gonna spill your guts everywhere like a broken pastry.

I'm a cake, I just dabbed and I'm gonna cry like a baby.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole pizza and I'm gonna throw up.

I'm a cake, I just saw my mom wearing a hat and I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.