I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

I’m a 20-something Hispanic man who can’t stop thinking about women who blow a Benjamin on waifus and waste hours, but the RNG just said no.

I tried to buy the waifu, but the RNG gave me a cat instead.

I spent my last $100 on a waifu, and it didn’t work.

My waifu count is stuck on 12, and I’m ready to die.