I'll take you to the candy shop
A guy’s way of saying he wants your mouth and hands for free. He calls it a candy shop. It’s just lollipops and bad promises.
'He said he’d take me to the candy shop. I showed up with a bag of lollipops and a lot of cum.'
'I told my friend I was going to the candy shop. I was actually giving my boss a hand job at work.'
'He told me I’d get candy if I went with him. I got lollipops and a lot of bad breath.'