i'll take two, please! - A dumb, proud way of saying you're gonna buy more even thoug

A dumb, proud way of saying you're gonna buy more even though you don’t need it.

I'll take two, please!, I don’t need two, but I’m gonna buy them anyway.

I'll take two, please!, This one is so good I need two of them.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna buy two just because it looks cool.