I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! - A threat so bad it makes the Happy Meal cry. Used when someo

A threat so bad it makes the Happy Meal cry. Used when someone is being extra stupid or you're too drunk to think straight.

You're so stupid, I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who gets the expired coupon.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! Because you just ate the whole fries and didn't even thank me.

You're gonna get put in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who's stuck with the sippy cup.