I'll order a pizza and pay for it - You tell a girl you don't like that you're too stupid to see

You tell a girl you don't like that you're too stupid to see she's annoyed. You offer pizza like it's a magic spell.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. Maybe you'll stop being a pain.

I'm getting pizza, and I'm paying for it. You're the only one who'll eat with me.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. You're the only one who'll talk to me.