I'll Kill You Later Smile
The smile parents wear when they're too lazy to kill you right now but they're definitely going to do it when they're not tired anymore.
Mom: 'You're the best!' (She’s about to pass out from exhaustion.)
Dad: 'I’m so proud of you!' (He’s counting down to the beatings.)
Mom: 'That was magic!' (She’s got a spoon ready for me.)