I'll have you know that I was drunk
A stupid excuse that people use when they’re too drunk to remember their own name. It usually ends with something like peeing in a fire hydrant, eating a whole pizza box, or crying over a chicken.
I'll have you know that I was drunk and I peed in a fire hydrant.
I'll have you know that I was drunk and I ate an entire pizza box in one go.
I'll have you know that I was drunk and I cried over a chicken.