I'll have you know that I was drunk - A lie people tell when they're too drunk to remember their o

I'll have you know that I was drunk

A lie people tell when they're too drunk to remember their own face. It usually includes stuff like singing in the shower, throwing eggs at a teacher, and crying over a soda.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I sang show tunes in the grocery store.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I threw a whole cart of eggs at my math teacher.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I cried over a can of soda.

by Slangipedia 12d ago