I'll have you know that I was drunk - A fancy way of saying 'I had no idea what I was doing.' Usua

A fancy way of saying 'I had no idea what I was doing.' Usually includes things like dancing with a chicken, eating a sock, and yelling at the moon.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I danced with a chicken in the hallway.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I ate a sock like it was candy.

I'll have you know that I was drunk and I yelled at the moon for no reason.