I'll go to the foot of our stairs
A wild yell that shows you're completely lost in confusion and maybe a little bit mad. Used in Yorkshire when something ridiculous happens.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she shouted when she saw her kid wearing socks with sandals.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he yelled when his kid told him he was getting a pet llama.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she screamed when she saw her dog wearing a hat.