I'll go to the foot of our stairs
A shout so strong it could wake the dead. Used when something truly terrible happens, especially in Yorkshire.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she yelled after her cat knocked over her cereal box.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he said when he saw the bill for the broken window.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she screamed when her kid came home with a tattoo.