i'll give you ice cream
I'll stick your jizz in the freezer and slap it in your girl's face like she's a bad customer.
She said she'd give me ice cream, so I took her cum and froze it and slapped it on her ex.
He said he'd give me ice cream, so I took his cum, froze it, and threw it in his girlfriend's face.
He promised me ice cream, so I gave him a slap of his own frozen jizz.