I'll give that one to ya
when someone talks so dumb they just messed up their own words and no one knows what they meant
'I said I was gonna eat the pizza, not the whole thing.', said while he just ate the whole thing.
'I didn’t say I was going to the party.', said while he was already at the party.
'I said I was gonna pass the test.', said while he failed it by 50 points.