I'll get up with you - I'll join you in the struggle, but I won't be the one who cr

I'll join you in the struggle, but I won't be the one who cries about it.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who eats the whole bag of chips.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who still has a life.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who laughs at your bad hair.