i'll fuck anything that moves - A way to tell everyone you're so crazy you'll do it with any

A way to tell everyone you're so crazy you'll do it with anything that breathes, twitches, or just stares at you like it's judging you.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that creepy statue in the hallway.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including your uncle's pet turtle.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the math teacher's whiteboard.