i'll fuck anything that moves - A declaration that you're ready to go full-on crazy with any

A declaration that you're ready to go full-on crazy with anything that wiggles, squirms, or even just looks at you the wrong way.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that weird blob in the science lab.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including your little brother's goldfish.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the toilet paper.