I'll call the wireless company - When you're too weak to fight but still want to sound like a

When you're too weak to fight but still want to sound like a total badass.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna come to their office and yell at them.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna send them a complaint letter.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna write a song about their bad service.