I'll call the wireless company - When you're too tired to actually fight but still want to so

When you're too tired to actually fight but still want to sound like a total legend.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna make them do a TikTok dance.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna take my business to their competitor.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna send a complaint to the president.