I'll call the wireless company - When you're too proud to actually say 'fuck you' but still w

When you're too proud to actually say 'fuck you' but still want to sound like you're the king of the world.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna make them regret their life choices.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna call their parents.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna write a five-star review about their terrible service.