I'll burst your pipes
When you're so mad you want to turn someone into a meatball
He stole my lunch, so I told him I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a meatball for the cafeteria.
She laughed at my crush, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be the class joke.
He texted me ‘lol’ during my presentation, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be the punchline.