I'll be there in a dime - A stupid excuse to say you're going to be there soon, even i

A stupid excuse to say you're going to be there soon, even if you're doing something dumb.

'I'll be there in a dime.', said by someone who was watching cat videos.

'I'll be there in a dime.', said by someone who got distracted by a muffin.

'I'll be there in a dime.', said by someone who was arguing with their mom.