I'll be speaking to my lawyer! - The excuse you use when you're about to get in trouble and y

The excuse you use when you're about to get in trouble and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

I'm gonna get grounded. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisaboss

He said I was being loud. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisaghost

I just broke my mom's favorite mug. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisabossandalien