i'll be home for quismois - When you mess up Camila Cabello’s song like you’re drunk and

When you mess up Camila Cabello’s song like you’re drunk and your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth.

My cousin tried to sing it at a party and it sounded like a dying goat.

I yelled it in the car and my mom threw a soda at me.

My dog barked along and it was the best part.