I'll be doing that! - When a blumkin says she’ll do anything, but it’s really you

When a blumkin says she’ll do anything, but it’s really you who’s getting messed up while she’s getting her way. It’s a total scam.

I’ll be doing that! I said it when I agreed to eat her out on the toilet. I got a face full of pizza.

My friend said it when he agreed to do her homework. He got a D.

I said it when I agreed to be her boyfriend. I got her screaming in my ear.