I'd've Rather'd've - A country idiot's way of saying 'I would have preferred to h

A country idiot's way of saying 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.'

I'd've rather'd've had a truck than that broken-down piece of junk.

I'd've rather'd've had a date than that broken-down piece of junk's broken-down owner.

I'd've rather'd've had a life than that broken-down piece of junk's broken-down owner's broken-down life.