I'd've Rather'd've - A backwoods curse that says 'I would have preferred to have

A backwoods curse that says 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.'

I'd've rather'd've had a wife than that loud neighbor.

I'd've rather'd've had a dog than that loud neighbor's loud dog.

I'd've rather'd've had a drink than that loud neighbor's loud dog's loud bark.