I'd smite that
A silly way to say you want to kiss or have sex with someone so much it might make you vomit. Used when you're too loud and too dumb to be cute.
'I'd smite that' after seeing my crush at the movies.
'I'd smite that' when my best friend said my crush was 'hot as hell'.
'I'd smite that' after my teacher said my essay was 'sexy and smart'.