I'd smite that
A funny way to say you want to punch the person's face and also hump their leg at the same time. Used when you're too dumb to choose between being mad and being turned on.
'I'd smite that' after seeing my ex's new bf at the grocery store.
'I'd smite that' when my crush texted me 'hey' at 2 a. m.
'I'd smite that' after my mom said my dad was 'awfully cute' at the dinner table.