I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A crazy way of saying you’d rather cut your own nuts off with a kite string than deal with whatever is happening right now.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than clean that room.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than do that homework.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than take that quiz.