I'd rather have cake
A fancy way of saying you’d rather eat cake than let someone’s love life ruin your day. It’s like the ace version of ‘I’d rather be alone than deal with this.'
'I’d rather have cake than let your love life ruin my lunch.'
'I’d rather have cake than hear about your new crush at work.'
'I’d rather have cake than be stuck in your love drama at the grocery store.'
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