I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney - A way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bear than sit th

A way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bear than sit through a boring meeting with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack.

I said it when my dad made me eat cereal for dinner.

My brother said it when he had to go to a boring school meeting.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch.