I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney - A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bea

A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bear than be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack and also shoots people.

I said it when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

My brother yelled it at the bus driver.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch.