I'd put that on my spaghetti - A stupid but funny way to say someone is so attractive you’d

A stupid but funny way to say someone is so attractive you’d put them on your spaghetti just to look cool.

I'd put that on my spaghetti, just to show off.

I'd put that on my spaghetti, and I'd be the talk of the lunch table.

I'd put that on my spaghetti, and I'd eat it with a fork and a compliment.