I'd make her my Demi Moore.
A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's got a life and probably thinks he's a mess.
'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd take my money and my insults.'
'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be rich and she'd be annoyed.'
'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't leave me for someone cooler.'