I'd have your ass in a casket - A mean way of saying you're going to bury the person so deep

A mean way of saying you're going to bury the person so deep they won't come back for lunch.

Your mom asked why you didn't do your homework. I'd have your ass in a casket.

Your friend said your dog was ugly. I'd have your ass in a casket.

Your teacher called you a disgrace. I'd have your ass in a casket.