i'd hate to - A phrase used when you're too full of yourself to notice you

A phrase used when you're too full of yourself to notice you're the one being mocked.

I'd hate to be you after your fake tan melted off in the sun.

I'd hate to be you when your crush said 'I like your friend more.'

I'd hate to be you after you tripped on your own shoelaces in front of the whole class.