I'd double tap that. - So bad you'd tap them once, then tap them again because you'

So bad you'd tap them once, then tap them again because you're that mad. Like a broken vending machine that won't give you your snack.

My brother's girlfriend is so annoying I'd double tap that.

My dad's new job is so boring I'd double tap that.

My science teacher's experiments are so messy I'd double tap that.