I'd Cap that
You're so into captions you think every photo needs one. It's annoying. All because some app made it popular on iPhones.
I took a photo of my brother sleeping. I'd Cap that with 'This guy is tired.'
My friend sent me a picture of his fish swimming. I'd Cap that with 'This fish is doing great.'
I saw a photo of my teacher laughing. I'd Cap that with 'This teacher is happy.'