I'd be hohnered - What you say when you’re forced to play da harmonica and you

What you say when you’re forced to play da harmonica and you're too lazy to say no.

I'd be hohnered if I had to play da harmonica again. That thing sounds like a dying cow.

I’d be hohnered if I had to play da harmonica at da party. I'd rather scream.

If I had to play da harmonica, I’d be hohnered and I’d probably start a riot.