I'com'it'a uhaul
When you’re too lazy to say the full sentence and just spit out a messed-up word that sounds like a curse.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I brought my dog, my cat, and my ex’s stuff.
I'com'it'a uhaul. Your house is about to get smashed.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I came to steal your life.