I wouldn't lick a grapefruit - When you're so embarrassed you'd rather scream into a pillow

When you're so embarrassed you'd rather scream into a pillow than talk about it.

You fell off the stage during your speech. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your dog pooped on the carpet. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

You wore socks with sandals to school. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.