I wouldn’t have missed - A stupid way people try to sound cool when they actually jus

A stupid way people try to sound cool when they actually just wanted snacks and a nap.

I wouldn’t have missed the party even if I had to walk through a puddle of soup.

I wouldn’t have missed the game even if the team lost by 100 points.

I wouldn’t have missed the event even if I had to wear a hat made of socks.