I Woulda Told It - That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy cussing

That's what I woulda said if I hadn't been too busy cussing at the traffic.

I woulda told it when I saw that car crash and the guy was yelling at the traffic.

I woulda told it right after I got stuck in the worst traffic jam of my life.

I woulda told it if I wasn't too busy yelling at the guy who cut me off.