I woulda had to liked to got that - Something you used to be able to get, but now you can't, and

Something you used to be able to get, but now you can't, and back then you probably would've messed it up if you had it.

I woulda had to liked to got that pizza before it turned into a greasy disaster.

I woulda had to liked to got that job if I hadn't fallen asleep during the interview.

I woulda had to liked to got that last slice of cake if I hadn't been too busy arguing with my brother.